I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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