A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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