I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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