Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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