ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I understand Curling. That high.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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