Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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