She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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