real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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