so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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