umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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