Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
God, I missed his penis.
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