IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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