Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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