Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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