the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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