Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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