My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Enjoy the penises
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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