Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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