Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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