I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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