Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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