i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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