You surviving the open bar?
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I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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