I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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