this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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