the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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