I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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