mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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