I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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