I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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