I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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