I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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