I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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