Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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