what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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