I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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