dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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