You just made me feel so damn special
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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