listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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