absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its about making memories worth repressing
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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