I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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