Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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