Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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