I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
