Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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