Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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