i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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