So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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