He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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