3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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