There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I wear drunk well.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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