she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
so much tequila, so little girl.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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