He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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