I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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