gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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