I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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