when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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