The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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