i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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